I found my pick today for the all-time funniest infomercial product ever – it’s called the Better Marriage Blanket and long story short, it’s a blanket that absorbs the smell of killer flatulence.
And killer flatulence, according to the creators of this ridiculous product, is responsible for 34% of all divorce petitions. They claim that this 34% of people have apparently sited extreme flatulence as the cause for the dissolution of their marriage.
So if you want to save your marriage, because we all know the reality that every body but every body farts, then you better get this blanket today. Total bullshit!
Can you see the video testimonials for this now? “I used to Dutch Oven my wife all the time and she would get really upset, but now she just can’t wait to get under the covers!”
Seriously, I couldn’t be with anyone who didn’t love to bask in the ambiance of my farts and a fart by any other name would stink as bad and a blanket still ain’t enough to cover sh!t.
