Patty and John Gonna Kick Yo Ass » Incidential Randomisms http://www.patty-and-john.com "What you lookin' at, sucka?!" Sun, 05 Feb 2012 08:57:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 John – Hot or Not? http://www.patty-and-john.com/john-hot-or-not/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/john-hot-or-not/#comments Thu, 13 May 2010 03:16:03 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=898 I don’t even know what to say about this picture.  All I can do is stare at it and laugh…

(Though I do have to give John full props for making the most out of a $0.05 bag.)

]]> http://www.patty-and-john.com/john-hot-or-not/feed/ 0 Fart Blanket Saves Relationships! http://www.patty-and-john.com/fart-blanket-saves-relationships/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/fart-blanket-saves-relationships/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 20:12:42 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=891 I found my pick today for the all-time funniest infomercial product ever – it’s called the Better Marriage Blanket and long story short,  it’s a blanket that absorbs the smell of killer flatulence.

And killer flatulence, according to the creators of this ridiculous product, is responsible for 34% of all divorce petitions.  They claim that this 34% of people have apparently sited extreme flatulence as the cause for the dissolution of their marriage.

So if you want to save your marriage, because we all know the reality that every body but every body farts, then you better get this blanket today. Total bullshit!

Can you see the video testimonials for this now?  “I used to Dutch Oven my wife all the time and she would get really upset, but now she just can’t wait to get under the covers!”

Seriously, I couldn’t be with anyone who didn’t love to bask in the ambiance of my farts and a fart by any other name would stink as bad and a blanket still ain’t enough to cover sh!t.

]]> http://www.patty-and-john.com/fart-blanket-saves-relationships/feed/ 0 Artwork de Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/pattys-artwork/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/pattys-artwork/#comments Sat, 17 Apr 2010 18:16:52 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=845 John is the Photoshop wizard in our household. I obviously am not. But I really wanted to see what John would look like dressed up as a piece of bacon…

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]]> http://www.patty-and-john.com/puppeh-iz-a-muppet/feed/ 0 We’re Back Home in Vancouver!!! http://www.patty-and-john.com/were-back-home-in-vancouver/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/were-back-home-in-vancouver/#comments Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:42:02 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=820 HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!

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]]> http://www.patty-and-john.com/scarface-school-play/feed/ 0 John’z Hood – East Side Represent! http://www.patty-and-john.com/johnz-hood-east-side-represent/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/johnz-hood-east-side-represent/#comments Sat, 27 Mar 2010 20:13:45 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=786

(I still say the VC Hood ain’t got nuthin’ on my beloved ‘Borough! ;-) )

]]> http://www.patty-and-john.com/johnz-hood-east-side-represent/feed/ 1 This is for Our Moms :) http://www.patty-and-john.com/this-is-for-our-moms/ http://www.patty-and-john.com/this-is-for-our-moms/#comments Tue, 23 Mar 2010 21:35:12 +0000 Patty http://www.patty-and-john.com/?p=753 We love and miss Mama Rodrigo and Mama Lau!  We’ll see you both soon :D

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