Patty and John Gonna Kick Yo Ass

I don’t even know what to say about this picture.  All I can do is stare at it and laugh…

(Though I do have to give John full props for making the most out of a $0.05 bag.)

I found my pick today for the all-time funniest infomercial product ever – it’s called the Better Marriage Blanket and long story short,  it’s a blanket that absorbs the smell of killer flatulence.

And killer flatulence, according to the creators of this ridiculous product, is responsible for 34% of all divorce petitions.  They claim that this 34% of people have apparently sited extreme flatulence as the cause for the dissolution of their marriage.

So if you want to save your marriage, because we all know the reality that every body but every body farts, then you better get this blanket today. Total bullshit!

Can you see the video testimonials for this now?  “I used to Dutch Oven my wife all the time and she would get really upset, but now she just can’t wait to get under the covers!”

Seriously, I couldn’t be with anyone who didn’t love to bask in the ambiance of my farts and a fart by any other name would stink as bad and a blanket still ain’t enough to cover sh!t.

John is the Photoshop wizard in our household. I obviously am not. But I really wanted to see what John would look like dressed up as a piece of bacon…

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY EVERYONE!!!

John and I are hoping this school play will become a tradition for schools everywhere so that our future spawn will have a chance at being in this school play sometime, somewhere…

EMBED-Scarface School Play – Watch more free videos

(I still say the VC Hood ain’t got nuthin’ on my beloved ‘Borough! )

We love and miss Mama Rodrigo and Mama Lau!  We’ll see you both soon

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